Assorted Mashup

Assorted Mashup

Date: 2009.07.23 | Category: life's...random | Tags: friends,porn,random,TV

Alright. It’s been a while. And I’m bored. And I miss all the porn.

What’s been happening? A bunch of things, one of which was this conversation with her royal cattiness.

Reshma: i dared to watch a promo video of love aaj kal today
i don’t think i’ll dare to see the movie
they look like bhai behen
me: i read “i dared to watch a porno video of love aaj kal today”

Explains why I was itching to get back to blogging, according to her anyway.

Work, of course, goes on. The less said about it the better.

Murphy strikes again. This last weekend I decided that my car was very dirty and needed a wash. So I took it to the car wash, spent 10 bucks on a “premium” wash package. And guess what happens? It rains all week! And not any rains, but thundershowers. Torrential too. Gah.

I’ve decided to make it official. I’m actually engaged. Yeah, I went to India and had a whole ceremony and blah blah blah. I tell you, not the tiniest thing has changed. I’m not treated any special, I do not feel shy when people ask me about ‘the groom‘. Nothing. Nada. Zilch. And no, we don’t have a date for the wedding yet, so do NOT bug me. No, I’m not PMSing, this is my natural sunny disposition. Go figure.

Funnily enough, a lot of people who I thought would be happy for me and would congratulate me did not even send me a customary email. Not even a wall post on FB. I wonder what’s up.

Rakhi Ka Swayamvar is THE BEST SHOW ON THE PLANET. And it’s been playing with my fillings. Sorry, emotions. Boohoo!!

Well, that’s about all I have the patience for. See you soon amigos!!

13 Responses to “Assorted Mashup”

rayshma 09/07/23 16:54

aww… i am SO happy that my tippanis on how much you were missing ur porn could get u back to blog!

and erm… i still can’t access “the groom’s” blog! sob sob!

see, this is how poor ppl like us save money. we don’t take cars to car-washes. we wait. patiently.

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rayshma 09/07/23 17:56

and i LAUVVEEEE this template!!
and you!
MUAH!!!

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La Vida Loca 09/07/23 19:44

CONGRATS!!!!!!!!

love the template

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Sailesh 09/07/23 20:02

Ahem, so I take it you are going to start writing about porn again? Maybe you could write about a reality show for you, G ka swayamwar, where you get to choose you next husband(s) once you’ve decided you’ve grabbed everything you could have from current groom.

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SEV 09/07/23 20:55

G, so if you don’t use the word porn enough you have to write a blog-post now? Hm..
@Sailesh: Dude, don’t give out ideas for a pornographic swayamvar – I have a feeling Deshmukh keeps an eye on her blog No I’m not worried she’s going to take you seriously..

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Pixie 09/07/23 21:53

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Rakhi and her swayamvar!! LOLZ!!
It’s funny, fake and good timepass…

The major question is – will she actually get married on the show?!!

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Pavi 09/07/24 08:15

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!! N More celebrations! Wishing u two sunshine n butterflies and all that defines a good life!

Okay..i ll be honest..i knew u had gotten engaged ‘coz I saw a pic/comment on some common friend’s wall. So I was done with raising the eyebrow on that n decided to wait until u chose to break the news to the world!. But ur post..yet had a surprise eye-brow raising element in it… I didn’t see it coming that HE…who I thot was a SHE based on the comments in ur blog was THE LUCKY ONE!

Aha! Congrats to u both again..n how about tellin us the love story of how u met n all that follows… ?

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galadriel 09/07/24 08:38

@Pavi: You thought SEV was a “she” ??? How?!! I’m not sure if I should laugh at that or take offense to it!!
@Pixie: Thanks babe. Rakhi is non stop entertainment!
@SEV: Did you hear what Pavi had to say? You think about THAT and stop making comments about my blog. Phhbbt.
@Sailesh: I will rachao swayamvar if you will be the contestant that says “amaaazing!”.
@Loca: Thanks a bunch!!
@Rayshma: I laauuvvvee you too!!! Muah!

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rayshma 09/07/24 08:42

if u’re rachaoing swayamvar… i want to participate too. no discrimination based on sexuality, i say!

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alice-in-wonder 09/07/24 10:19

Good you’re back. And if you’re counting me as one of those people you’ve mentioned above, I wished the groom. That should do na?

Still, since you made it official here… Congratulations girl.

And keep writing. please.

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Sailesh 09/07/24 20:37

G, if you rachao a swayamwar, I’ll say more than just “amaaazing”. It’ll be worth it being a contestant just to say no to you at the end when I am the only guy left standing!!

On another note, you now have a completely new angle of porn that you can exploit, courtesy Pavi’s brilliant comment!

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DewdropDream 09/07/27 02:31

Kungrachulayshuns and all that ya. And I thought we already agreed on your swayamvar thingy?

Psst, Pavi isn’t very off the mark either consider your relationship status before this .

Love the template, good to have you back propahly… muah!

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galadriel 09/07/27 17:21

@alice: i actually wasn’t even thinking of you up there, but now that you mention it….
@sailesh: i will NOT keep you until the last round. and pavi’s love angle has been exploited to its fullest on Facebook.
@ddd: veylcum beck!!!!

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